BFE TO PLAY APRIL 26!

April 1st, 2008  |  Posted in News & Stuff

Yes, we are playing at Lenny’s on Saturday, April 26th, with Five Eight, and the Young Antiques. We are playing first, at 9 p.m., so if you want to see us arrive early.

Horny Teens are Waiting for Your Call

August 15th, 2007  |  Posted in News & Stuff

For awhile we were receiving a lot of spam emails and comments at the bfe site. This was annoying until Paul realized that some of the lines in these spam emails and comments would make good lines in song lyrics.
This resulted in a song, with all of the lyrics lifted from spam sent to our site:

Horny Teens are Waiting for Your Call

Lyrics:

Ready now to give you of our loan
Play Bahamas Sweepstakes
Download Lindsay Lohan Pics Today
Tired of the doctors and prescriptions
Lose the weight you want to shed
Why so shy to show it to the girl
Don’t be just an average guy
Experience the finer things in life
Post-rehab meltdown divorce
CHORUS:
Horny Teens are Waiting for Your Call
Paris Hilton Bangkok Holiday Inn
Sometimes it seems like the whole world is buried in SPAM

Our liposuction’s FDA-Approved!
Exquisite Rolex replicas
Live with all the confidence you need
Be careful of the cheaper imitations
Lowest price for 60 pills
We deliver software and solutions
Separate yourself from other men
No more of the pressure to perform
Simply give the number of your bank account

REPEAT CHORUS

Your girl will be the happiest in town
Drugs delivered all over the world
Drugs delivered right up to your door

REPEAT CHORUS

Thanks to all of you spamming assholes for your help in writing this song. As an added benefit, by publishing the lyrics here, our web traffic is likely to go through the roof as a collection of internet searchers for who-knows-what stumble into the bfe site. Pretty soon we’ll be able to sell ads!

bfe videos on Youtube

June 4th, 2007  |  Posted in News & Stuff

some kind and discerning soul has placed the bfe videos on youtube.
great news for all of you who are too cheap to buy Raze the Duds where they can be viewed with better image quality.

I hate parties

Young Artists

song of the young hawaiian

February 4th, 2007  |  Posted in News & Stuff

Paul was fooling around with garage band.

The lyrics are a John Berryman poem.

song of the young hawaiian

all over the map

January 20th, 2007  |  Posted in News & Stuff

a new song by Dave he recorded with his daughter, Camille.

All Over the Map

guns and santa

December 4th, 2006  |  Posted in News & Stuff

we put this up last year. but having just learned that this image appears as the number one image if you search google images for “guns and santa,” i had to put it up again.

Guns and Santa

cheney’s other friend - a painting by paul

September 26th, 2006  |  Posted in News & Stuff

a scientific experiment

August 28th, 2006  |  Posted in News & Stuff

Someone told me that the way to increase traffic at a band’s web site is to throw a little profanity around, especially fuck. The kids go for that, he said. Well here’s a fucking song for you. I will monitor web traffic during the next month and see if posting this fucking song called Where the Fuckheads Roam is followed by a spike in our traffic.

If we get more traffic this month, I’ll assume its all about the profanity, and I’ll leave this posting up. If our traffic goes down, or if my mom happens to stumble into our site, this posting gets deleted.

keep em coming

July 26th, 2006  |  Posted in News & Stuff

another cover arrived in the comments, this one a cover of Pabst Blue Ribbon Light, courtesy of Phil Norman. thanks, Phil!

For all of the June Birthdays out there

June 5th, 2006  |  Posted in News & Stuff

Have a happy June Birthday