Paul’s been writing some songs. This one is called Arctic Beaches. He was worried about climate change, but then, thanks to our miraculous political system and some skillful p.r. work, the problem disappeared!

Ok, you can now buy BFE songs (everything from Field Trip, I Hate Parties, Lucky, and State Bird of Big Fish Ensemble) via digital download at I-Tunes, Napster, Amazon MP3, CD Baby, etc. We are just about out of these CDs and don’t plan to make more. Raze the Duds will not be available digitally – but we encourage you to buy it from us here. We still have lots of Raze the Duds (and need the closet space!). If you really want CDs you can hold in your hand or hang on the Christmas Tree, you can still buy State Bird of Big Fish Ensemble or Lucky here too, but there aren’t many left. Field Trip and I Hate Parties are all gone. So hold on to your old BFE CDs, they are BIG collectors’ items.

BFE will play the Dogwood Festival this year, Sunday April 18, at 3:00 p.m. in Piedmont Park.

Before Michael and Sheila return to Boston we are also playing at Kavarna on Wednesday night, April 21, at 8:00 p.m.

Paul’s nephews Jesse and Drew (great songwriters!) will open the Kavarna show.

See you  there!  (RSVP by clicking the link below)

RSVP

Check out Dave’s Thanksgiving video/song on Time.com:

Happy Thanksgiving

So there is a new movie out about Amelia Earhart.  But why didn’t they use this song:

Amelia

have you heard of this site, called facebook. some people use it and like make friends and stuff.

and, because we are so cutting edge, we just started a facebook page. we are really out front on this one, but some day probably lots of people will be using facebook, so give it a try

Happy Birthday Mommy-San

Yes, we are playing at Lenny’s on Saturday, April 26th, with Five Eight, and the Young Antiques. We are playing first, at 9 p.m., so if you want to see us arrive early.

For awhile we were receiving a lot of spam emails and comments at the bfe site. This was annoying until Paul realized that some of the lines in these spam emails and comments would make good lines in song lyrics.
This resulted in a song, with all of the lyrics lifted from spam sent to our site:

Horny Teens are Waiting for Your Call

Lyrics:

Ready now to give you of our loan
Play Bahamas Sweepstakes
Download Lindsay Lohan Pics Today
Tired of the doctors and prescriptions
Lose the weight you want to shed
Why so shy to show it to the girl
Don’t be just an average guy
Experience the finer things in life
Post-rehab meltdown divorce
CHORUS:
Horny Teens are Waiting for Your Call
Paris Hilton Bangkok Holiday Inn
Sometimes it seems like the whole world is buried in SPAM

Our liposuction’s FDA-Approved!
Exquisite Rolex replicas
Live with all the confidence you need
Be careful of the cheaper imitations
Lowest price for 60 pills
We deliver software and solutions
Separate yourself from other men
No more of the pressure to perform
Simply give the number of your bank account

REPEAT CHORUS

Your girl will be the happiest in town
Drugs delivered all over the world
Drugs delivered right up to your door

REPEAT CHORUS

Thanks to all of you spamming assholes for your help in writing this song. As an added benefit, by publishing the lyrics here, our web traffic is likely to go through the roof as a collection of internet searchers for who-knows-what stumble into the bfe site. Pretty soon we’ll be able to sell ads!

some kind and discerning soul has placed the bfe videos on youtube.
great news for all of you who are too cheap to buy Raze the Duds where they can be viewed with better image quality.

I hate parties

Young Artists