Someone told me that the way to increase traffic at a band’s web site is to throw a little profanity around, especially fuck. The kids go for that, he said. Well here’s a fucking song for you. I will monitor web traffic during the next month and see if posting this fucking song called Where the Fuckheads Roam is followed by a spike in our traffic.

If we get more traffic this month, I’ll assume its all about the profanity, and I’ll leave this posting up. If our traffic goes down, or if my mom happens to stumble into our site, this posting gets deleted.