For awhile we were receiving a lot of spam emails and comments at the bfe site. This was annoying until Paul realized that some of the lines in these spam emails and comments would make good lines in song lyrics.
This resulted in a song, with all of the lyrics lifted from spam sent to our site:

Horny Teens are Waiting for Your Call

Lyrics:

Ready now to give you of our loan
Play Bahamas Sweepstakes
Download Lindsay Lohan Pics Today
Tired of the doctors and prescriptions
Lose the weight you want to shed
Why so shy to show it to the girl
Don’t be just an average guy
Experience the finer things in life
Post-rehab meltdown divorce
CHORUS:
Horny Teens are Waiting for Your Call
Paris Hilton Bangkok Holiday Inn
Sometimes it seems like the whole world is buried in SPAM

Our liposuction’s FDA-Approved!
Exquisite Rolex replicas
Live with all the confidence you need
Be careful of the cheaper imitations
Lowest price for 60 pills
We deliver software and solutions
Separate yourself from other men
No more of the pressure to perform
Simply give the number of your bank account

REPEAT CHORUS

Your girl will be the happiest in town
Drugs delivered all over the world
Drugs delivered right up to your door

REPEAT CHORUS

Thanks to all of you spamming assholes for your help in writing this song. As an added benefit, by publishing the lyrics here, our web traffic is likely to go through the roof as a collection of internet searchers for who-knows-what stumble into the bfe site. Pretty soon we’ll be able to sell ads!

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